just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via uselessparadigm)

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."

Gaius Cassius Longinus
Julius Caesar (I. 2. 139 - 140)

(Source: shakespeareweekly)

motherfuckingshakespeare:

laviniacalinoiu:

I demand you 👑 to #love me! ❤️ #Lavinia #Shakespeare

Okay most context free Shakespeare quotes I ignore but this is some toxic shit. The dude who says this, Demetrius, goes on to rape and mutilate Lavinia because he and his brother Chiron feel this amount of entitlement to Lavinia’s body. This isn’t some antiquated thing from Shakespeare’s time, this is rape culture. This is dudebros chanting “No means yes, yes means anal” This is men thinking that ‘No’ means ‘Convince me.’ This is removing consent by dismissing it as unimportant. This is unacceptable. 

motherfuckingshakespeare:

laviniacalinoiu:

I demand you 👑 to #love me! ❤️ #Lavinia #Shakespeare

Okay most context free Shakespeare quotes I ignore but this is some toxic shit. The dude who says this, Demetrius, goes on to rape and mutilate Lavinia because he and his brother Chiron feel this amount of entitlement to Lavinia’s body. This isn’t some antiquated thing from Shakespeare’s time, this is rape culture. This is dudebros chanting “No means yes, yes means anal” This is men thinking that ‘No’ means ‘Convince me.’ This is removing consent by dismissing it as unimportant. This is unacceptable. 

(via shakespeareweekly)

chead:

bonerfart:

i think about this scene a lot

Haha. You think about everything.

(Source: valkyrie-freyja, via jeffchangliveshere)

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

(Source: obvious-electricity, via homosexualtendencies)

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby, via uselessparadigm)

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

(Source: isobelstevenz, via actual-star-dork)